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Post by THURSOMAN on Aug 20, 2011 14:40:24 GMT -1
Ok guys so what you got? Remember this is a family forum and needs to be kept clean.  |
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Post by THURSOMAN on Aug 20, 2011 14:41:54 GMT -1
I used to work as a speech therapist but I never got much work. Depended on word of mouth. |
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Post by BUDDY on Aug 20, 2011 15:27:38 GMT -1
Safest place to hide during the riots?  ? Job centre ;D |
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Post by THURSOMAN on Aug 22, 2011 7:37:44 GMT -1
;D I Just bought a 50" lcd TV for £100. It has a faulty volume switch but at that price I couldn't turn it down.  |
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Post by dev35 on Aug 22, 2011 15:25:09 GMT -1
I was in the toilets in Morrisons - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other cubical: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
cubical: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
cubical: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
cubical: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's a tit in the other cubical who keeps answering
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Post by THURSOMAN on Aug 25, 2011 8:37:05 GMT -1
Tricky operation on my funny bone this week. Doc reckons I'll be in stitches for weeks. |
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Post by THURSOMAN on Aug 25, 2011 8:51:23 GMT -1
Hear about the lonely prisoner? He was in his sel' |
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Post by izzetafox on Aug 26, 2011 20:24:33 GMT -1
Wife was on a web site today and was asked for a password with eight characters and one number....
She gave.... Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs.
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Post by THURSOMAN on Aug 28, 2011 14:56:46 GMT -1
My mate always wanted to be run down by a steam train and when it happened he was chuffed to bits.
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Post by Jessica Parker on Oct 14, 2011 23:15:50 GMT -1
;D I Just bought a 50" lcd TV for £100. It has a faulty volume switch but at that price I couldn't turn it down. 50 LCD's for 100 £ wow.... |
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Post by Jessica Parker on Dec 1, 2011 20:59:44 GMT -1
;D I Just bought a 50" lcd TV for £100. It has a faulty volume switch but at that price I couldn't turn it down. Hahahahaha, nice one...... enjoyed this one a lot, cant stop laughing........ |
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