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Post by JIMBOB on Nov 20, 2009 20:29:28 GMT -1
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps....
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling he bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now. Tell him you have a headache."
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Post by kerny on Nov 20, 2009 20:32:23 GMT -1
Gud un ;D
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Post by THURSOMAN on Nov 21, 2009 22:24:11 GMT -1
Jake was dying.
His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:"I have something I must confess. "
"There's no need to, ' his wife replied.
'No' he insisted,'
I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister,...erm...cough,cough and... your best friend."
I know, she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poisen work' ;D ;D ;D
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mike07
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Post by mike07 on Nov 23, 2009 9:52:57 GMT -1
very funny guys, maybe you can start a double act, the 2 ronnies return lol
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Post by THURSOMAN on Nov 26, 2009 21:39:58 GMT -1
Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album.
Simon Cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly folks.
The bus will pick you up at nine....
try not to miss it , there's a tenner in it for you. ;D ;D ;D
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