Oh Paddy

[THURSOMAN]

Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.

He dials 999.

Paddy says "it's my wife, I've accidentally shot her.
I've killed her!"

Operator says "Please calm down sir.
Can you first make sure she really is dead?"

CLICK, BANG

Paddy, "Ok Done that, what next?" ;D

[bobbobbob]

Hi,
I've just let my Irish wife read this and she would like to know your home address.........( and she's just gone for her gun!)
Bob HA HA HA

[THURSOMAN]

Lol, no offence meant.
Just whatever you do, don't let her clean her gun in front of you mate.

[SEAJUNKY]

;D ;D ;D

[kerny]

pat and mick on the building site, pat sat down eating his sandwiches , mick ask pat for one of his sandwiches so pat gave him one, mick took one bite and spat it out saying to pat what the Eck's in that so pat replied crab paste ,,, mick said where did you get it from, pat replied..... boot's the chemists.. ;D