A few kayak jokes
Nov 18, 2012 20:30:32 GMT -1
Post by izzetafox on Nov 18, 2012 20:30:32 GMT -1
How many kayakers does it take to change a light bulb?
9. 1 to change it and 8 to lie about the size of the hole.
Q: What's the difference between a kayak instructor and a Savings Bond?
A: A Savings Bond matures after twenty-five years.
Q:What's the difference between a kayaker and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and th
e other one's a fish.
Two Inuits sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank...
proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
A blonde driving down a Midwestern highway spots another blonde in a kayak trying to paddle across the top of a wheat field. She got out of her car and calls out to the "kayak" blonde and says, "It's blondes like you, that give blondes like me a bad name! I'd go over there and kick your butt, if only I could swim!"
9. 1 to change it and 8 to lie about the size of the hole.
Q: What's the difference between a kayak instructor and a Savings Bond?
A: A Savings Bond matures after twenty-five years.
Q:What's the difference between a kayaker and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and th
e other one's a fish.
Two Inuits sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank...
proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
A blonde driving down a Midwestern highway spots another blonde in a kayak trying to paddle across the top of a wheat field. She got out of her car and calls out to the "kayak" blonde and says, "It's blondes like you, that give blondes like me a bad name! I'd go over there and kick your butt, if only I could swim!"
